• Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Santa: But I’ve never been able to see the numbers

• Once someone sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry & replied: Bhejnewala gadha, Padhnewala mahan

• Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

• Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai

• Santa apni gal friend ko I Luv kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.

• Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!

• Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi…

• Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

• Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

• In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer tio mein kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

• Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai

• Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For u n ur parents

• Banta: Y do u take ur wife only to night clubs?
Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open

Tute hue dil ka Murabba bna gai, Ghar ko mere kachre ka dabba bna gai,
Shadi ko 3 mahine hi guzre the, Na jane kis Hisab se Abba Bna gai
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Bina Drd K Ansu Bahaye Nhi Jate, Bina Pyar K Riste Nibhaye Nhi Jate
Zndgi Me 1Bat Yad Rkhna, Kisiko Rula K Apne $apne $ajaye Nhi Jate
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A CUTE THOUGHT, Try 2 make Everything Urs,
Until & Unless its not Others..Try 2 Leave Everything 4 Others,
Until & Unless its not Urs..
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When Words r Not Enough..To Express Ur Feelings…
Dont Think That, U r in love, u Just Need To Join
Speaking English course..!
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Dosti me kabhi khafa nahi hote.Q k rishte kabhi bewafa nahi hote.

Galtiya hamari nazar andaz karna.Qki insan kabhi khuda nahi hote..
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me apse nalaj hu meko na-meko na aap yaad ni kalte
ol phone b ni kalte ol ashemesh b ni kalte me aap se katti
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Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye, Na mujhe kisi dard ki talash he
Mere phone ko jo apna samajhkar recharge kare
Mujhe to us DOST ki talash he.

• Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Santa: But I’ve never been able to see the numbers

• Once someone sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry & replied: Bhejnewala gadha, Padhnewala mahan

• Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

• Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai

• Santa apni gal friend ko I Luv kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.

• Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!

• Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi…

• Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

• Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

• In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer tio mein kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

24hrs makes a lovely Day,7 days makes a lovely week,

52 weeks make a lovely year, Person like u will make my life lovely. Happy Valentines Day!
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Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset.
Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and companion.

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No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart.
Happy Valentine’s Day

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My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,
Like a mirror without a reflection. I Love U my Valentine

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My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.

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Without Love — days are sad day, moan day, tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day, shatter day.
So be in love everyday…
Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day.