Wo Bandagi Ki Aisi Misaal Deta Hai !!
Aawargi Ko Shariyat Mein Dhaal Deta Hai !!
Wo Khush Qalam Hai Is Darja Baat Karne Mein !!
Ke Harf Harf Ko Husno Jamal Deta Hai !!
Mein Us Ka Saath Jo Mangon Zindagi Bhar Ko !!
Bare Haseen Tareekay Se Usy Taal Deta Hai !!
Ye Jan Kar Bhi Ke Mera Wo Ho Nahi Sakta !!
Wo Daikhta Hai Yun Shasho Panj Mein Daal Deta Hai !!
Sawal Jese Ke Panaah Mangte Hon Aankhon Se !!
Jawab aankhon Se Aise Kamal Deta Hai !!

Quest:- SHIV ji aur PARVATI ji ,
Kabhi computer kyun nahi sikh paye?

Tell ..Tell…
ok main hi bole deti hun

Kyun ki GANESH ji mouse lekar bhag jate the.
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Boyfriend-Sorry mein tumse shadi nahi kar sakta, gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend-Ghar me kaun kaun hai?
Boyfriend-1 biwi aur 3 bachhe!
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Santa: Truck ka horn sunkar tum kaapne kyu lagte ho?
Titu: Ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagaa le gaya tha, lagta hai jaise usko vapas laya ho.
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Boy- Tute huye Dil se pyar karogi,
ya Dil tutne tak pyar karogi.

Girl- Tuti hui chapal se mar khavoge,
ya chapal tutne tak mar khavoge.
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Pati computer me apna kam me busy …
patni - jara munna ko dekhte rahi ye main abhi aati hun

pati - thik hai javo

kuch der baad wapas aati hai aur..

patni-munna kahan hai ji
pati- yehin to tha dekho thik se
patni - nahi hai ji
pati- theharo Google main search marta hun.
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Maalik: tum sharaab peetey ho?
Nauker: Ji nahi.

Maalik: tum bidi peetey ho?
Nauker: nahi huzoor.

Maalik: Jua satta, aisa kuch ?
Nauker: Kabhi bhi nahi.

Maalik: Aur Koi kharaab aadat ?
Nauker: wasiey to kuch serious nahi, bus haan jooth bolne ki aadat hai.

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PAHLA SARDAR: jub hum chota tha tub hum char minar se gir gaya tha.

DOSRA SARDAR: tum mar gaya tha ya bach gaya tha.

PAHLA SARDAR: hum ko yad nai hum chota tha.

Bandar ki Beti Apne Bap se Boli Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai.

Beta thoda intazar karo kyonki.

Dulha Abhi msg Read Kar Raha hai..
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Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
Dasva ane wala he..
Ye andar ki baat hai
Isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..
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Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far. 
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart

And I got a heart attack straight away   
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When your life is in darkness, pray to God
ask him to free you from darkness
and if after you pray,
you’re still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs ,marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyonho?
Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha

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Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

Har tasveer ki koi tabir nahi karta , har cheez ki koi tarif nahi karta
apne hote hai apno se, apne na hone ka koi matlab nahi hota,
muddat se pyas ki agan lagi hai, har pyas bhuja lene ka koi matlab nahi hota,
kisi ne sach hi kaha  hai ki “mohabbat ka pana mushkil hota hai ”
magar mohabbat pakar mohabbat karna  aasan nahi hota,
har baat ke piche  ek baat hoti hai
lekin har baat samajh kar koi baat naa samjhna aasan nahi hota,
aise to log bahut kuch kahte hai magar
bahut kuch kah kar kuch kar pana aasan nahi hota ,
yahi zindagi ka falsafa hai ise samajh lo nahi to
samajh kar nasamjh ban kar jina aasan nahi hota hai.