what is the extreme limit of stupidity?

Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw….,
and….,
fighting for a corner seat.

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Power house company mein ek job hai,
Salary RS. 20000.
Karni hai to reply karo%u2026.
Zyada mehnat ka kaam nahin hai,
Bas bijli k taaron par gila kapda marna hai.

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Ek chhota Baccha apni pregnant mummy se poochta hai
Baccha: Isme kya hai mummy
MUMMY: Isme Pyara Baby Hai
Baccha: BABY itna Pyara thaa to khaa kyon gayin

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Child: Mom is baar hum saare patake is shop se lenge,
Mom; likin beta yeh to girls hostel he,
Child; papa to kehte he ki saari kamal ki phuljadiya aur patakha yahi rehti hai

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Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain.
Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.

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Mom: beti badi hokar kya banogi?
Beti: kuch nahin, Maa banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi.. Aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo magar zara serial order mein karna.

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1980 Girls: maa main jeans pehanungi
Maa : nahin beti log kya kahengey ?

2009 Girls: maa main mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

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Elephant falls in Love with cheeti
cheeti parents are against there marry,
They gave a solid reason.
u know wat.
LADKE KE DAANT BAHAR HE.

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Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.
His bed was next to the room’s only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.
Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.
The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.
The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.
One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.
Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind ‘ s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words. (more…)