Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!

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Sardar proposed a Girl
Girl said ‘I’m 1 year elder to you’
Sardar said ‘Oye No Problem Soniye, I’ll marry you NEXT YEAR.

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PREMIKA PREMI SE : MAIN MAA BANANE WALI HOON.
PREMI : KYA BAAT KAR RAHI HO TUM HOSH MEIN TO HO.
PREMIKA : HAAN MAIN TUMHARE DADDY SE SHAADI

KARAKE TUMHARI MAA BANANE WALI HOON.

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What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says “YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

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An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.

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Wife:”Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?”
Husband:”Shahjahan Jitna.”
Wife:”Mere Marne Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banaoge?”
Husband:”Main Ne To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!”

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IN ONE FAMILY THERE WERE A GIRL. EVERYBODY TOUGHT HER THAT TREAT EVRY BOY LIKE YOUR BROTHER. SHE FOLLOW THE TRADITION VERY RELIGIOUSLY.

WHEN SHE BECOME YOUNG SHE GOT MARRIED. IN FIRST NIGHT (SUHAGRAAT) HER HUSBAND ASKED HER TO REMOVE HER GHUNGAT (COVER ON FACE) BUT SHE REFUSED HIS REQUEST.

AFTER SO MANY REQUEST HER HUSBAND DECIDE TO REMOVE GHUNGAT HIMSELF. WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO DO SO, SUDDENLY THE GIRL SAID ” BHAIYA AISE NA KARO MUJHE SHARAM AATI HAI”

वो दर्द ही क्या जो आँखों से बह जाए,
वो खुशी ही क्या जो होठों पे रह जाए,
कभी तो समझो मेरी खामोशी को,
वो बात ही क्या जो लफ्ज़ आसानी से कह जायें

एक दर्द की दुनिया हे इधर देख तो ले,
कूछ और नही कहते मगर देख तो ले,
जिस दिल को तेरे गम ने किया दिल-ए-इश्क़
उस दिल की तरफ एक नज़र देख तो ले…

मुश्किले इंसान का हौसला आजमाती है
ख्वाब का परदा आँखो से हटाती है
गिर गिर कर संभल ए आदमी
ठोकरे इंसान को जीना सिखाती है!

7 sadhus 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.

ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse buzurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hain…?

Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu…??

Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain… aur kehtaa hain

” chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta. … ”

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Fortune And Wealth
Wife : Do you love me because my dad left me a fortune?

Husband : Who says? I will love you no matter who left you the fortune.

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Thunder And Lightning

Marriages are made in heaven.
But, then again, so are thunder and lightning.

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BEAUTIFUL

A FOOLISH man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

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REDUCE Alcohol

One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD.
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY.

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Girl Friends

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

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CONGRATULATE

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.