Archive for July, 2009

Motivational Story

Friday, July 17th, 2009

A training program for top management.

A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said,
“The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife !”

The crowd was shocked!

He followed up by saying, “That woman was my mother!”

The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.

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About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that joke at his house. He
tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.

He said loudly, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!”

Naturally, his wife was shell shocked, murmuring.

After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager
finally blurted out “… and I can’t remember who she was !”

As expected, he got thrashing of his life time….

Moral of the story : Don’t copy if you can’t paste

Ho Hamsafar sath to chalne ka maja kuch aur hai

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

Ho Hamsafar sath to chalne ka maja kuch aur hai

Ki Jalti shama ke sath jalne maja kuch aur hai

Yun to raat taro bhari bhi khoobsurat hoti hai

Ho sath chandni ke chand to maja kuch aur hai

Phulon ki khushboo se mahke hai gulshan kai

Ho jab us khushboo se nasha maja kuch aur hai

Tu mere sath nahi hai phir bhi mere sath hai

ho jab tere bhi aise halat to maja kuch aur hai


By - Aadin

Badnaam mohabbat ke afsane bahut hai

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

Badnaam mohabbat ke afsane bahut hai
aaj bhi tere saher me deewane bahut hai

Rishto ke tootne ke afsaane bahut hai
apne hai kuch to kuch begane bahut hai

teri ankho se piye to nasha bahut hai
kahne ko saher me maikhane bahut hai

tujhe dekh kar aayega sukoon dil ko
dil bahlane ke yun to bahane bahut hai

By - Aadin

Performance pressure

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

Poultry farm ke malik ne tammam Murgiyon ko Order diya
“Agar tum logon ne kal se Do — Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band ”

Murgiya dar gayi ….sab ne do do ande diye magar ek murgi ne sirf ek anda diya “

Malik “tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya “
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Jawab mila.
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“Sir ye aapke darr ki wajah se de diya hai, waise to main Murga hoon.

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