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na janey kyun annkhen naam hein hamari

koi to hay sala jo pyaz kaat raha hay…

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jee bhar kar hamen roney do Aaaj

ek hi larki ka number tha wo bhi delete hogaya.

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Lait ke aksar ye sochta hoon main

agar baith kar sochon to konsi maut aajaeygi….
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aaj wo milney per bohot hans rahi thi

uskey janey ke baad pata chala ke meri pant ki zip khuli thi….

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hawa sehat k liye achi hoti hey dosto

us ney ye keh kar meri dhoti khenchli….
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Bailgaadi.

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Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.

Santa: Bolo.

Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!

Santa: It’s a gud News. Isme maarne wali kya baat hai ji.

Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.

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Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.

Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.

Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

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Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.

Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya???”

Pathan herat se… “Pura cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

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Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

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Some flower grows best in Sun, others do well in the shade.
God always know what is best for us and puts us where we grow best.
So stay happy always.

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Never expect anything to happen,
struggle and make them happen.
Never expect yourself to be given a good value….
Create a value of your own.

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A good way to change someone’s attitude is to change your own.
Because the same Sun that melts butter also hardens clay.
Life is as you think. So think beautiful
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When flood come up fish eats ants, when flood goes down ants eats fish. Time matters. God gives time to everyone..

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A sunset here is a sunrise on the other end of the world.
Never give up, because what appears to be “The End”,
might be a new beginning.