H O L L A N D

Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.


I T A L Y

I Trust And Love You.


L I B Y A

Love Is Beautiful; You Also.


F R A N C E

Friendships Remain And Never Can End.


C H I N A

Come Here …I Need Affection.


B U R M A

Between Us, Remember Me Always.


N E P A L

Never Ever Part As Lovers.


I N D I A

I Nearly Died In Adoration.


K E N Y A

Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.


C A N A D A

Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction


K O R E A

Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.


E G Y P T

Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing


M A N I L A

May All Nights Inspire Love Always.


P E R U

Phorget (Forget) Everyone… Remember Us.


T H A I L A N D

Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.H O L L A N D

Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.


I T A L Y

I Trust And Love You.


L I B Y A

Love Is Beautiful; You Also.


F R A N C E

Friendships Remain And Never Can End.


C H I N A

Come Here …I Need Affection.


B U R M A

Between Us, Remember Me Always.


N E P A L

Never Ever Part As Lovers.


I N D I A

I Nearly Died In Adoration.


K E N Y A

Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.


C A N A D A

Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction


K O R E A

Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.


E G Y P T

Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing


M A N I L A

May All Nights Inspire Love Always.


P E R U

Phorget (Forget) Everyone… Remember Us.


T H A I L A N D

Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

Jo Hadse Na Guzar Jaye Wo Pyar Hi Kya.

Jo Pyar Karnepe Majbur Na Karde Wo Ikrar Hi Kya.

Intezar To Sab Karte He,

Saanse Tutne Tak Jo Sath Na De Wo Yaar Hi Kya!!

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Chahane se koi baat nahi hoti,

Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, jinhe

Chahate hai jaan se zyada,

Unse aaj kal mulakaat hi nahi HOTI.-

………… ……… ……… ……… ……… ……

Jitna pyar paya hai tumse.

Ussse aur jyada pane ko jee chahata hai.

Jane who kaun se khoobi hai aap mein

Ki har rishta aapse banane ko jee chahata hai..

………… ……… ……… ……… ……… ……

Khushbu ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jaunga,

Sukun bankar dil mein utar jaunga,

Mehsus karneki koshish kijiye,

Dur hokar bhi paas nazar aounga.

………… ……… ……… ……… ……… ……

Wakt noor ko benoor kar deta hai.

Ek chhote se jakhm ko nasoor kar deta hai.

Kaun chahta hai apano se door rahana

Par wakt sabko majboor kar deta hai.

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Har khamosi ka matlab enkar nahin hota

Har nakamayabi ka matlab haar nahin hota

Kya huya agar ham ek duje ko pa nahin sake

Sirf pane ka matlab pyar nahin hota

************ ********* ********* ********* *

Kaliyug ke sansar me,

Khoj raha the mahatma.

Aaj huyen natmastak ham,

Mili aap jaisi atma.

************ ********* ********* ********* ******

Hai man me koi geet, to aaj gunguna dijiye.

Koi dukh koi uljhan, to haal suna dijiye.

Hai man me koi prem , to muskura (smile) dijiy.

Jisako chalna ho sath, to hath barha dijiye

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Thought 1

When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?

Thought 2

The average man’s life consists of:
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too where he is going.

Thought 3

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.

The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced :

‘Ladies and Gentlemen. Today is the luckiest day of my life …’ Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, ‘My daughter finally, finally returned my Credit Card to me.’

The whole audience including the priest started laughing . . . . . But not the poor Groom ! ! !

And now the Best one. . .. . .

Thought 4

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, ‘If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.’

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, ‘Stop ! Stand still ! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.’

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. The man asked. ‘Who are you?’

‘I am your guardian angel,’ the voice answered.

‘Oh, yeah?’ the man said ‘And where the hell were you when I got married?’