dariya bhi hai aur samandar bhi hai
wo sahil bhi hai aur kashti bhi hai

Use dekha bhi hai aur nahi bhi hai
wo mera aaina bhi aur aks bhi hai

Karta hai ishq bhi aur chipata bhi hai
usme sokhiya bhi hai aur ada bhi hai

uski yado se chalti hai sansein meri
wo dil me hai aur dil se juda bhi hai

Maut bhi has ke kabool hai aadin gar
uski bahein bhi hai aur kafan bhi hai

Patient:-doctor mujhe beemari hae khana na khau to bhuk lag jaati hae,jyada kaam karta hu to thakan lag jaati hae,der         tak utha rahu to need aa jaati hae.Kya karu?
Doctor:-Raat bhar dhoop mae bhete raho sahi ho jaoge.
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Ques - Santa ne aag mein jalte hue makaan se 7 logo ko baahar nikla lakin ab wo jail me hai kyun ?
Ans - Kunki sabi 7 log FIREMEN they.
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Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Film Director: Don’t worry, pool me paani nahi hai.
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Santa- Agar nariyal k ped pe chhad jaun to Engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaayengi??
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jaayengi..
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GADHE ke samne 1 PAANI ki & 1 DARU ki balti rakhi’
GADHA Paani pi gaya.
Police ne sharabi se pucha- Tune is se kya sikha???
Sharabi- Jo DAARU nahi pita vo GADHA hai…
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1 ladka apne gf k liye chudiya lekar jata he!
GF- khud hi pehnado
Boy- mujhe kya pta tha itna acha response milega varna me kapde lekar ata
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Dil ke armano ko ankho se samjhaye kaise
Mushkil hai hal-e-dil unhe sunaye kaise

Unki chahat hai hame unko ye bataye kaise
jamane ki majburiyo se baaj aaye kaise

kashti hai beech samandar me bachaye kaise
aandhiyo me diya aone ishq ka jalaye kaise

shara me aagaye hai gulshan ki talash me
baharo ko tere ghar ka pata bataye kaise

ham tanha nahi deewano ke sahar me aadin
jakhm kitne mile hai kisiko dikhaye kaise

yaad aaya jab bhi wo gujara jamana kabhi

ankho se bahte aansuo ne bahut rulaya hame

unhe bhulane ki kosis tamam naummid hogayi

Door jakar bhi hamse usne bahut sataya hame

Ishq ki gahraiyo se jo gujra na tha kabhi

fakat Usine aakhir bimar-e-ishq banaya hame

Thi jinse ummid meri kashti ko bachane ki

usi nakhuda ne aadin phir aaj dubaya hame