God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three! Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question.
When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.

Jawaharlal is next.
He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot.
They ask why God hadn’t given him anything.
Gandhiji replied with anger, “Some idiot told God that I was the FATHER OF THE NATION!”

1. Men are like …Laxatives ….. They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like .Bananas ….. The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like …..Weather ….. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders … You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars … Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials …… You can’t believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores … Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like …..Government Bonds …. They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ..Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ..Popcorn ….. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms …. You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ……Lava Lamps … Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ….Parking Spots ……. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Unki Mohabbat me jo wafa hoti
ham jaan bhi apni nisar karte

rakhte dil me aashiyan banakar
najro se unka hi deedar karte

wo agar rooth jate kabhi hamse
manane ki kosis bar bar karte

unhe na milti milne ki fursat
to akar unse ijhar-e-hal karte

Jo hoti kabi najre inayat unki
sehra ko bhi ham guljaar karte

By – Aadin