As water is to a flower,
And honey is to a bee,
You are always there,
You are a part of me.
As the wind blows,

Through the distant land,
My love for you grows,
Never wanting to end.
As the stars are to the night,
And the grass is to the ground,

You must definitely know,
My love is all around.
And when there is no wind,
No land, night or sun,

I’ll love you forever and always,
Even when my life here is done.
And when my days are over,

My life here on earth is through,
I hope you’ll forever know,
I’ll still be in love with you.

1. Patient:-doctor mujhe beemari hae khana na khau to bhuk lag jaati hae,jyada kaam karta hu to thakan lag jaati hae,der tak utha rahu to need aa jaati hae.Kya karu?

Doctor:-Raat bhar dhoop mae bhete raho sahi ho jaoge.

1. Ques – Santa ne aag mein jalte hue makaan se 7 logo ko baahar nikla lakin ab wo jail me hai kyun ?

Ans – Kunki sabi 7 log FIREMEN they.

1. Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.

Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Film Director: Don’t worry, pool me paani nahi hai.

1. Santa- Agar nariyal k ped pe chhad jaun to Engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaayengi??

Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh

jaayengi..

1. GADHE ke samne 1 PAANI ki & 1 DARU ki balti rakhi’

GADHA Paani pi gaya.

Police ne sharabi se pucha- Tune is se kya sikha???

Sharabi- Jo DAARU nahi pita vo GADHA hai…

1. 1 ladka apne gf k liye chudiya lekar jata he!

GF- khud hi pehnado
Boy- mujhe kya pta tha itna acha response milega varna me kapde lekar ata

Love your job but don”t love your Company because you may
not know  when your company stops loving you.
Dr. ABDUL KALAM

What is the Secret of SUCCESS… ?
“RIGHT DECISIONS”
How do you make Right Decisions…?
“EXPERIENCE”
How do you get Experience… ?
“WRONG DECISIONS”
Dr. ABDUL KALAM

Without your involvement you can”t succeed.
With your involvement you can”t fail.
Dr. ABDUL KALAM

You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.
STANLEY FERRARD

A man is lucky if he is the first love of a Woman.
A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.
CHARLES DICKENS

Write your Sad times in Sand,
Write your Good times in Stone.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
Behind every successful man,
There is an untold pain in his heart.
BILL JACOBS

It”s better to lose your Ego to the one you Love,
Than to lose the one you LOVE because of EGO.
JOHN KEATS

Don”t make promise when you are in JOY .
Don”t reply when you are SAD.
Don”t take decisions when you are ANGRY.
Think twice, Act wise.