ladka bola :
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.

Ladki boli:

Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

kyon chalti hai pawan ?
because of evaporation

kyon jhoome hai gagan ?
because of earth’s revolution

kyon machalta hai mann ?
because of excessive respiration

na tum janno na hum ?
but i just gave all the answers

(*)

kyon aati hai bahar ?
because of change in season

kyon lutata hai kaarar ?
becuase of mental tension

kyon hota hai pyaar ?
because of fatal attraction

na tum janno na hum ?
like i said these are all science phenomena

(*)

kyon gum hai har disha ?
because u have lost the sense of direction

kyon hota hai nasha ?
because of drug addiction

kyon aata hai maza?
because of food’s temptation.

na tum janno na hum?
I think u r jealous from my intelligence

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HAHA….!!!

shahanshah ne jab Tajmahal banvaya,
Tajmahal ki har Deewar ko dekha,
un har khidki ko dekha,
latakte jhummar ko dekha,
lage Pardo ko dekha ,
beechi kaalin ko dekha,
Aur socha…
arre yaar bahot kharcha hai…

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

Kal jab mile thhe….
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain…
your FILE NOT FOUND!

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga…

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye….

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to DOUBLE CLICK karo…

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 ERRORS aur 5 WARNING…

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don’t like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more DISK SPACE.

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya SERVER DOWN

Blonde jokes based on the assumption that people (especially women) and blond hair are naive, gullible, and … Well, just plain stupid. One might think that this is a simple starting point would be the old – but here is who makes the best blonde jokes are alive and well 21 century! For some reason, as the need to attract to the cashier of a supermarket tabloid, I just can not get enough of them, so I present to you the best blonde jokes I know – and I hope that will make you crack a smile and a laugh a day Final!

Blonde Joke # 1: “Blonde on the lookout”

A redhead was well above the speed limit when she asked his passenger blonde See all policemen behind us? ” The blonde turned around after a long look. “Hey, yes I do.” “Damn!” said the redhead. “Is it lights on?” The blonde replies, “Yes, nope. Yep, nope. Yep, nope. ”

Blonde Joke # 2: “Las Vegas first class”

The blonde flac first class despite his bus ticket. The hostess informed her “Miss, you have to move your seat.” But the blonde just smiled smugly. “Honey, you do not understand. I’m pretty, I’m blonde, and when I come to Las Vegas, I’m rich “Even the head stewardess could not make it happen. “I’m pretty, I’m blonde, and when I come to Las Vegas, I must be rich.” Finally, the captain was summoned. He whispered to the blonde, she gave him a surprised look, rose and moved quietly to the coach. The air hostesses were impressed. “What did you make him leave?” “Oh, I just told her” First Class does not stop in Las Vegas! ”

Blonde Joke # 3: “Diagnosis Blonde”

“Doc, you gotta help,” said a young redhead. “It hurts everyone.” “What do you mean?” The doctor asked. She touched her right knee with your finger. “Oh, that is evil.” She touched her left cheek. “Oh, that hurts!” Then he touched her shoulder. “Ay! Although it hurts!” The doctor became suspicious. “Are you a natural blonde,” he asked. “Why, yes,” he said. “How do you know?” “Oh, lucky,” said the doctor. “You have a sprained finger.”

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