A training program for top management.

A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said,
“The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife !”

The crowd was shocked!

He followed up by saying, “That woman was my mother!”

The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.

..

About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that joke at his house. He
tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.

He said loudly, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!”

Naturally, his wife was shell shocked, murmuring.

After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager
finally blurted out “… and I can’t remember who she was !”

As expected, he got thrashing of his life time….

Moral of the story : Don’t copy if you can’t paste

Badnaam mohabbat ke afsane bahut hai
aaj bhi tere saher me deewane bahut hai

Rishto ke tootne ke afsaane bahut hai
apne hai kuch to kuch begane bahut hai

teri ankho se piye to nasha bahut hai
kahne ko saher me maikhane bahut hai

tujhe dekh kar aayega sukoon dil ko
dil bahlane ke yun to bahane bahut hai

By – Aadin

THE JANAAZA OF MEHBOOB

NIKLA FROM THE GALI OF MEHBOOBA

WITH LOTS OF ZOR AND SHOR

THE MEHBOOBA JHANKING FROM THE DOLI

AUR BOLI MAR GAYA HARAMKHOR

Tears R Better Than Smile
Tears R Better Than Smile Because,
U Can Smile at Everyone,
ButU’ll Cry For Only One,
Who is Special to ur Heart
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Silence & smile are two powerful tools
Silence & smile are two powerful tools.
Smile is the way to solve many problems.
&
Silence is the way to avoid many problems.
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SMILE S sets u free
SMILE S sets u free M makes
u special I increases ur face value.
L lifts up ur spirit E erases all ur tension So Smile yaar
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You can not hold destiny
You can not hold destiny,
you an not hold time,
You can not hold HeartBeats,
You can not hold Life But You
can hold one thing and thats your smile.
So Keep Smiling….
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happiness is a perfume
happiness is a perfume u can’t spred
on others without getting a few drops on urself.
so behappy to make others happy and keep smiling.
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After a shower of rain
After a shower of rain,
a piece of luminous sunshine
decorates the earth wonderfully…
One drop of dew on the grass and a foggy
morning gives 2urge 2live…
But a illusive smile frm u increase vitality of someone…
So keep smiling………..
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Har tasveer ki koi tabir nahi karta , har cheez ki koi tarif nahi karta
apne hote hai apno se, apne na hone ka koi matlab nahi hota,
muddat se pyas ki agan lagi hai, har pyas bhuja lene ka koi matlab nahi hota,
kisi ne sach hi kaha  hai ki “mohabbat ka pana mushkil hota hai ”
magar mohabbat pakar mohabbat karna  aasan nahi hota,
har baat ke piche  ek baat hoti hai
lekin har baat samajh kar koi baat naa samjhna aasan nahi hota,
aise to log bahut kuch kahte hai magar
bahut kuch kah kar kuch kar pana aasan nahi hota ,
yahi zindagi ka falsafa hai ise samajh lo nahi to
samajh kar nasamjh ban kar jina aasan nahi hota hai.

The pop music of rock is a model of the popular music with an exceptional vocal melody accompanied by the guitar, drums, and the low one. Many forms of music rock’n'roll also use instruments of keyboard such as the body, the piano, the mellotron, and the synthetizers. Other instruments sometimes used in the rock include the harmonica, the violin, the groove, the banjo, the melodica, and the timpani. Moreover, of the rare instruments tied up such as the mandoline and the sitar are used. The pop music of rock has a beat normally postpones extremely, and often turns around the guitar, electric full, or acoustic electric and hollow.

The pop music of rock has its origin in the Forties and the rock’n'roll of the Fifties and rockabilly, which developed from the blue ones, country music and another influence. The whole the guide of music thinks that the rock’n'roll in its purer form has three cords, a beat postpones extremely and insistent, and an involving melody. At the beginning, the rock and the bread took of a series of sources, mainly blue, R&B, and country, but also Gospel, traditional noise, jazz, and people. All the latter carries out combined in a structure of song which was not only fast and involving but in also a tapping simple and blue-based foot.