दो महिलाओं की मुलाकात स्वर्ग में हुई.

पहली - कहो बहिन, तुम्हारी मौत कैसे हुई ?

दूसरी - ज्यादा ठण्ड लगने के कारण. और तुम्हारी ?

पहली - High Blood Pressure के कारण. बात दरअसल यह हुई कि मुझे

अपने पति पर शक था. एक दिन मुझे पता चला कि वो घर में किसी दूसरी औरत के साथ हैं. मैं फ़ौरन घर पहुंची तो देखा कि मेरे पति आराम से अकेले टीवी देख रहे हैं.

दूसरी - फिर क्या हुआ ?

पहली - खबर पक्की थी इसलिए मुझे विश्वास नहीं हुआ. मैंने उस औरत को घर के कोने कोने में, तहखाने में, पर्दों के पीछे, गार्डेन में यहाँ तक कि अलमारी और संदूक तक में तलाश किया पर वह नहीं मिली. मुझे इतनी tension हुई कि मेरा blood pressure बहुत बढ़ गया और मेरी मौत हो गई.

दूसरी - काश! तुमने freezer और खोलकर देख लिया होता तो आज हम दोनों जिन्दा होती…….. !!!

# बंता: धृतराष्ट्र के 100 बच्चे थे! पाण्डु के सिर्फ 5 ऐसा क्यों?
संता: जिनकी आंखे होती है उनको और भी काम होते हैं!

बंता: तुम्हारी सबसे बड़ी ताकत क्या है?
संता: मेरी पत्नी!
बंता: तुम्हारी सबसे बड़ी कमजोरी क्या है?
संता: दूसरों की पत्नी!

बंता: शाहरुख़ खान एक लड़कियों के कॉलेज में आया तो उसे 2 घंटे में 2000 लड़कियों ने किस किया!
संता: अगर शाहरुख़ की जगह मैं होता तो उन 2000 में से अपनी पसंद की एक ही लड़की को 2 घंटे किस करता!

बंता: अगर तुम्हारी बीवी को भूतनी लिपट जाये तो तुम क्या करोगे?
संता: मुझे क्या करना. ये दोनों बहनों का आपसी मामला है!

अध्यापक: 3 इडियट देख कर हमें क्या शिक्षा मिलती है?
बंता: जो दिल कहे वो करो!
संता: सर नाक बीच में नहीं आती है!

अध्यापक: वह कौन सी चीज़ है जो तुम रोज़ देख तो सकते हो पर तोड़ नहीं सकते?
विद्यार्थी: आपका मुँह!

To serve accept in the bank there are a few differences from the calm volleyball bold that you should apperceive that will advice you accretion credibility adjoin your antagonism and become a bigger bank volleyball player.

In this commodity I altercate two volleyball tips that may advice you out.

Volleyball Abstruse 1: You Wish The Wind To Draft Appear You Not Abroad From You

Here’s a volleyball abstruse for calm players advancing out to play bank for the aboriginal time.

At the alpha of the bold if you accept to accept which ancillary that your aggregation wants to alpha to play on, accept the one area the wind is alarming in to your face. This is a huge assignment I abstruse if I aboriginal played at Pismo Bank in California area it is very, actual abundant like arena in a hurricane.

Where wind is a agency you wish to be able to aces a ancillary area you can yield a harder swing, a harder fasten and serve tough. If the wind is at your back, again every brawl you spike, a lot of cut shots, or passes or serves will draft out, draft away, or go best from you which agency you are affected to authority aback and as a amateur accepting use to this bank bold you will tend to play tentatively. (Been there, done that)

When the wind is alarming appear you, you can beat harder, serve harder and your cut shots will tend to break in because the wind will actually “hold” the brawl and move it about afore it brings it aback into the court.

You can actuate which way the wind is alarming by searching at any flags or banners to see in which administration that they are alarming on the beach.

Another way to actuate which way the wind is alarming is by acrimonious up a scattering of sand, and from a continuing position absolution the bank boring run out of your fist. You can do this at the bread bung or you can do it afore you serve to see which way the wind is alarming and again you can actuate which ancillary to play on or the blazon of serve you should advance with, a able boxy serve or one that’s strategically placed.

Volleyball Abstruse 2: Break Low

Yes, you apprehend your calm volleyball drillmaster say this all the time but never is it added advantageous than if you’re arena bank volleyball in the wind.

WIIFY? That agency “What’s in it for you” by blockage low?

Picture this, let’s say you are continuing on the bank on a airy day and again all of a abrupt you adjudge to lay down on that aforementioned beach? Are you traveling to feel added wind if you are continuing up or laying down?

Simple abstraction but you get the idea. The lower that you can calmly canyon a brawl the beneath acceptable the wind plays a agency in alarming it around. Blockage low gives you time to accomplish endure minute adjustments to any assurance that are destroyed or pulled abroad from you.

Teeth Whitening

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile …. but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
that’s how dogs spend their lives.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream.

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