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Thoughta From Men Heart
Sunday, September 27th, 2009Thought 1
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?
Thought 2
The average man’s life consists of:
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too where he is going.
Thought 3
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced :
‘Ladies and Gentlemen. Today is the luckiest day of my life …’ Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, ‘My daughter finally, finally returned my Credit Card to me.’
The whole audience including the priest started laughing . . . . . But not the poor Groom ! ! !
And now the Best one. . .. . .
Thought 4
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, ‘If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.’
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, ‘Stop ! Stand still ! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.’
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. The man asked. ‘Who are you?’
‘I am your guardian angel,’ the voice answered.
‘Oh, yeah?’ the man said ‘And where the hell were you when I got married?’
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Rock Pop Music
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008The pop music of rock is a model of the popular music with an exceptional vocal melody accompanied by the guitar, drums, and the low one. Many forms of music rock’n'roll also use instruments of keyboard such as the body, the piano, the mellotron, and the synthetizers. Other instruments sometimes used in the rock include the harmonica, the violin, the groove, the banjo, the melodica, and the timpani. Moreover, of the rare instruments tied up such as the mandoline and the sitar are used. The pop music of rock has a beat normally postpones extremely, and often turns around the guitar, electric full, or acoustic electric and hollow.
The pop music of rock has its origin in the Forties and the rock’n'roll of the Fifties and rockabilly, which developed from the blue ones, country music and another influence. The whole the guide of music thinks that the rock’n'roll in its purer form has three cords, a beat postpones extremely and insistent, and an involving melody. At the beginning, the rock and the bread took of a series of sources, mainly blue, R&B, and country, but also Gospel, traditional noise, jazz, and people. All the latter carries out combined in a structure of song which was not only fast and involving but in also a tapping simple and blue-based foot.