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My Eternal Love

Saturday, November 28th, 2009

As water is to a flower,
And honey is to a bee,
You are always there,
You are a part of me.
As the wind blows,

Through the distant land,
My love for you grows,
Never wanting to end.
As the stars are to the night,
And the grass is to the ground,

You must definitely know,
My love is all around.
And when there is no wind,
No land, night or sun,

I’ll love you forever and always,
Even when my life here is done.
And when my days are over,

My life here on earth is through,
I hope you’ll forever know,
I’ll still be in love with you.

Follow your heart

Friday, November 13th, 2009

You’ve always told me “Follow your heart”
But I wouldn’t know where to start
My heart is telling me to pursue something
That would break the world’s rules of living

You’ve always told me “Follow your heart”
Helps me when everything has gone dark
If I do what my heart tells me to do
I wouldn’t be ready to lose you

You’ve always told me “Follow your heart”
I can’t do that, I don’t want us to be apart
I can’t see our friendship ending
But I can’t go on pretending

You’ve always told me “Follow your heart”
But will my heart lead us apart?
Or will my heart bring us together?
I would want to be with you forever

You’ve always told me “Follow your heart”
One day, I will and I know where to start
I don’t understand why God would let us meet
If there was no way for us to be

Inspirational Quotes

Monday, November 9th, 2009

Love your job but don”t love your Company because you may
not know  when your company stops loving you.
Dr. ABDUL KALAM

What is the Secret of SUCCESS… ?
“RIGHT DECISIONS”
How do you make Right Decisions…?
“EXPERIENCE”
How do you get Experience… ?
“WRONG DECISIONS”
Dr. ABDUL KALAM

Without your involvement you can”t succeed.
With your involvement you can”t fail.
Dr. ABDUL KALAM

You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.
STANLEY FERRARD

A man is lucky if he is the first love of a Woman.
A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.
CHARLES DICKENS

Write your Sad times in Sand,
Write your Good times in Stone.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
Behind every successful man,
There is an untold pain in his heart.
BILL JACOBS

It”s better to lose your Ego to the one you Love,
Than to lose the one you LOVE because of EGO.
JOHN KEATS

Don”t make promise when you are in JOY .
Don”t reply when you are SAD.
Don”t take decisions when you are ANGRY.
Think twice, Act wise.

Husband Wife Jokes

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Woh kaun thi
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
Hello Kiya,
Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi


wife hit her husband with frying pan

Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Message of the year

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life…!!
Why? Very simple.
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi
Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kya hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana:

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee.

Man:Kya karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How women call their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O jee.
Yr 3. Sunte ho?
Yr 4. O bunty k pappa
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon?

Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere aage
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki


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