Woh kaun thi
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
Hello Kiya,
Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi

wife hit her husband with frying pan

Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Message of the year

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life…!!
Why? Very simple.
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi
Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kya hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana:

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kya karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How women call their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O jee.
Yr 3. Sunte ho?
Yr 4. O bunty k pappa
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon?

Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere aage
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

Wakt noor ko benoor kar deta hai.

Ek chhote se jakhm ko nasoor kar deta hai.

Kaun chahta hai apano se door rahana

Par wakt sabko majboor kar deta hai.

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Har khamosi ka matlab enkar nahin hota

Har nakamayabi ka matlab haar nahin hota

Kya huya agar ham ek duje ko pa nahin sake

Sirf pane ka matlab pyar nahin hota

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Kaliyug ke sansar me,

Khoj raha the mahatma.

Aaj huyen natmastak ham,

Mili aap jaisi atma.

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Hai man me koi geet, to aaj gunguna dijiye.

Koi dukh koi uljhan, to haal suna dijiye.

Hai man me koi prem , to muskura (smile) dijiy.

Jisako chalna ho sath, to hath barha dijiye

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sabne kaha teri dosti ek dard hai......
humne kaha ye dard hame kabool hai,
sabne kaha dard ke sath jee na paogi...
humne kaha teri dosti ke sath hame......
marna bhi kabool hai........

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Zindagi mein kuch na mila humko to kya gum hai
aapki dosti mili humko yeh kya kam hai.
aapke dil mein choti si jagah jo palu to,wo jagah kya TajMahal se kam hai!

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Kabhi dil me muskura kar dekhiye,
Hamari yaadein gungunaa kar dekhiye,
Hum bhul jayenge aapko ek shart par,
Pehle aap hume bhula kar toh dekhiye…

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Log mohabab ko khoda ka naam dete hai
koi karta hai to iljam dete hai
kahte hai pathar dil roya nahi karte
aur pathar ke rone ko jharne ka naam dete hai

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jinke aane ki aas na thi wo bhi aa gaye
chalo dunia se jate waqt to wo pass aa gaye
idhar hamari arthi uthane ko char kandhe na mile
cur udhar uski doli uthane hazar log aa gaye
magar last waqt unhone dikha di apne waffai
chod kar wo apne doli hamari arthi par chali aaye

The pop music of rock is a model of the popular music with an exceptional vocal melody accompanied by the guitar, drums, and the low one. Many forms of music rock’n'roll also use instruments of keyboard such as the body, the piano, the mellotron, and the synthetizers. Other instruments sometimes used in the rock include the harmonica, the violin, the groove, the banjo, the melodica, and the timpani. Moreover, of the rare instruments tied up such as the mandoline and the sitar are used. The pop music of rock has a beat normally postpones extremely, and often turns around the guitar, electric full, or acoustic electric and hollow.

The pop music of rock has its origin in the Forties and the rock’n'roll of the Fifties and rockabilly, which developed from the blue ones, country music and another influence. The whole the guide of music thinks that the rock’n'roll in its purer form has three cords, a beat postpones extremely and insistent, and an involving melody. At the beginning, the rock and the bread took of a series of sources, mainly blue, R&B, and country, but also Gospel, traditional noise, jazz, and people. All the latter carries out combined in a structure of song which was not only fast and involving but in also a tapping simple and blue-based foot.