SMS or argument messaging is one of the a lot of accepted means of advice amidst anybody about the globe. It has anchored itself into our lives in such a way that we can not brainstorm our activity after it. It is the best way to breach in blow with our friends, ancestors and all abreast and baby ones. It has become an basic and assured allotment of our lives.

We use SMS to barter advice with our co-workers. We use them to forward jokes to our friends. Lovers Use them to accurate their animosity of Adulation appear ceremony other. We use them if we ambition to breach up with our love. We use them to ambition our abreast and baby ones on occasions like birthday, alliance or anniversary. Businesses use this technology for business purposes. On the whole, this technology has fabricated advice abundant simpler again anytime before.

Like I said in aloft paragraph, Altered humans use argument messaging for altered purpose. Accordingly, there are altered categories or types of Argument Messages. Ceremony class is abnormally created to forward altered types of letters to your all abreast and baby ones.

1 - Adulation SMS - As the name suggests, this is a class which is abnormally created for all Lovers about the world. It contains all Romantic, Lovely, Sweet, Cute, Poetic, affable argument letters which can be acclimated by Lovers to advance their relationship. It is not alone for Lovers but aswell can be acclimated by parents, children, brothers and sisters to accurate their animosity of Adulation and affliction to ceremony other.

2 - SMS Jokes - If you ambition to accompany smile on everyone’s face, again this architecture is for you. Sending them to your accompany and ancestors will absolutely accomplish them Laugh Out Loud and amuse their funny cartilage as it contains actual funny, amusing and amusing jokes.

3 - Altogether SMS -This class is a accumulating of altogether wishes, greetings and messages. It is abounding with chat of wisdom. It aswell contains Funny altogether letters which are abiding to beatitude altogether person. Sending them is acceptable and simple way to appearance your wishes, affliction and amore to altogether person.

4 - Dirty Argument Letters - This class consists some actual Dirty Argument Letters which can be acclimated to about-face your adulation on. Need not to acknowledgment abundant added about this category.

5 - Hindi SMS- There are abounding humans in the apple who accept not got absolute ability over English language. So this architecture is abnormally created for humans with poor English accent skills. It is one of the a lot of accepted formats amidst Indians. It contains argument letters in Hindi Language. Sending them is a abundant way to brainwash fun and amusement into life.

##पति जलता-भुनता आया और पत्नी से बोला- ‘हमें यह फ्लैट बदलना पडे़गा। क्योंकि चौक में खड़ा मकान मालिक का लड़का, जोर-जोर से कह रहा है कि एक को छोड़कर इमारत की हर औरत के साथ वह जन्नत की सैर कर चुका है।’ पत्नी ने कुछ सोचकर कहा- ‘वह जरूर एक सौ पाँच नंबर के फ्लैट वाली निगोड़ी मंजू होगी।

##प्रेमिका को निराश देखकर एक दिन प्रेमी ने अपनी सारी हिम्मत जुटाकर प्रेमिका से कहा, प्रिये, कल रात मैंने एक सपना देखा। मैंने देखा कि मैं तुम्हारे सामने शादी का प्रस्ताव रख रहा हूँ। क्या तुम इस सपने का अर्थ समझीं? प्रेमिका ने कहा- ‘जरूर! इसका अर्थ यह है कि तुम जागते रहने के बजाय सोए रहने में ज्यादा समझदारी का काम करते हो।’

##एक आदमी- डॉक्टर साहब! मेरे बच्चे ने पिछले सप्ताह एक चाबी निगल ली थी। प्लीज उसे बाहर निकाल दीजिए। डॉक्टर- तुम अपने बच्चे को एक सप्ताह पहले क्यों नहीं लाए? आदमी- उस समय हमारे पास उस ताले की डुप्लीकेट चाबी थी। इसने आज वह भी खा ली है।

# बंता: धृतराष्ट्र के 100 बच्चे थे! पाण्डु के सिर्फ 5 ऐसा क्यों?
संता: जिनकी आंखे होती है उनको और भी काम होते हैं!

बंता: तुम्हारी सबसे बड़ी ताकत क्या है?
संता: मेरी पत्नी!
बंता: तुम्हारी सबसे बड़ी कमजोरी क्या है?
संता: दूसरों की पत्नी!

बंता: शाहरुख़ खान एक लड़कियों के कॉलेज में आया तो उसे 2 घंटे में 2000 लड़कियों ने किस किया!
संता: अगर शाहरुख़ की जगह मैं होता तो उन 2000 में से अपनी पसंद की एक ही लड़की को 2 घंटे किस करता!

बंता: अगर तुम्हारी बीवी को भूतनी लिपट जाये तो तुम क्या करोगे?
संता: मुझे क्या करना. ये दोनों बहनों का आपसी मामला है!

अध्यापक: 3 इडियट देख कर हमें क्या शिक्षा मिलती है?
बंता: जो दिल कहे वो करो!
संता: सर नाक बीच में नहीं आती है!

अध्यापक: वह कौन सी चीज़ है जो तुम रोज़ देख तो सकते हो पर तोड़ नहीं सकते?
विद्यार्थी: आपका मुँह!

Wedding poems

On your joyful wedding day,
You start a new life.
Friends & relatives give their gifts
To joyful husband, blissful wife.

Congratulations to you,
As you start your happy life.
May all lovely things be yours,
As new husband & new wife.

Your wedding day is the start
Of a lifetime full of love & fun.
It begins as you take your vows,
When the three of you are joined as one;

But the greatest gift you’ll ever get,
A gift from heaven above,
Is love forever, ending never,
Everlasting love.

They wish for you sweet happiness;
Through the years, may your love grow,
To warm you both each day,
In your marriage’s satisfying glow.

A wedding is coming!
Details inside.
Come celebrate
With the groom & the bride.

There’ll be music & food,
Joy & fun—come & see,
& let us know
With your RSVP.

Today they start the rest of our life
Together forever as husband & wife.
Our dreams came true, with love & more—
Adventures to have & the world to explore.

We’ll share our joys, we’ll share our sorrows;
They can already see lots of bright tomorrows.
We’ll share our friends & relatives, ,
& you are part of that special crew.

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