##पति जलता-भुनता आया और पत्नी से बोला- ‘हमें यह फ्लैट बदलना पडे़गा। क्योंकि चौक में खड़ा मकान मालिक का लड़का, जोर-जोर से कह रहा है कि एक को छोड़कर इमारत की हर औरत के साथ वह जन्नत की सैर कर चुका है।’ पत्नी ने कुछ सोचकर कहा- ‘वह जरूर एक सौ पाँच नंबर के फ्लैट वाली निगोड़ी मंजू होगी।

##प्रेमिका को निराश देखकर एक दिन प्रेमी ने अपनी सारी हिम्मत जुटाकर प्रेमिका से कहा, प्रिये, कल रात मैंने एक सपना देखा। मैंने देखा कि मैं तुम्हारे सामने शादी का प्रस्ताव रख रहा हूँ। क्या तुम इस सपने का अर्थ समझीं? प्रेमिका ने कहा- ‘जरूर! इसका अर्थ यह है कि तुम जागते रहने के बजाय सोए रहने में ज्यादा समझदारी का काम करते हो।’

##एक आदमी- डॉक्टर साहब! मेरे बच्चे ने पिछले सप्ताह एक चाबी निगल ली थी। प्लीज उसे बाहर निकाल दीजिए। डॉक्टर- तुम अपने बच्चे को एक सप्ताह पहले क्यों नहीं लाए? आदमी- उस समय हमारे पास उस ताले की डुप्लीकेट चाबी थी। इसने आज वह भी खा ली है।

# बंता: धृतराष्ट्र के 100 बच्चे थे! पाण्डु के सिर्फ 5 ऐसा क्यों?
संता: जिनकी आंखे होती है उनको और भी काम होते हैं!

बंता: तुम्हारी सबसे बड़ी ताकत क्या है?
संता: मेरी पत्नी!
बंता: तुम्हारी सबसे बड़ी कमजोरी क्या है?
संता: दूसरों की पत्नी!

बंता: शाहरुख़ खान एक लड़कियों के कॉलेज में आया तो उसे 2 घंटे में 2000 लड़कियों ने किस किया!
संता: अगर शाहरुख़ की जगह मैं होता तो उन 2000 में से अपनी पसंद की एक ही लड़की को 2 घंटे किस करता!

बंता: अगर तुम्हारी बीवी को भूतनी लिपट जाये तो तुम क्या करोगे?
संता: मुझे क्या करना. ये दोनों बहनों का आपसी मामला है!

अध्यापक: 3 इडियट देख कर हमें क्या शिक्षा मिलती है?
बंता: जो दिल कहे वो करो!
संता: सर नाक बीच में नहीं आती है!

अध्यापक: वह कौन सी चीज़ है जो तुम रोज़ देख तो सकते हो पर तोड़ नहीं सकते?
विद्यार्थी: आपका मुँह!

Wedding poems

On your joyful wedding day,
You start a new life.
Friends & relatives give their gifts
To joyful husband, blissful wife.

Congratulations to you,
As you start your happy life.
May all lovely things be yours,
As new husband & new wife.

Your wedding day is the start
Of a lifetime full of love & fun.
It begins as you take your vows,
When the three of you are joined as one;

But the greatest gift you’ll ever get,
A gift from heaven above,
Is love forever, ending never,
Everlasting love.

They wish for you sweet happiness;
Through the years, may your love grow,
To warm you both each day,
In your marriage’s satisfying glow.

A wedding is coming!
Details inside.
Come celebrate
With the groom & the bride.

There’ll be music & food,
Joy & fun—come & see,
& let us know
With your RSVP.

Today they start the rest of our life
Together forever as husband & wife.
Our dreams came true, with love & more—
Adventures to have & the world to explore.

We’ll share our joys, we’ll share our sorrows;
They can already see lots of bright tomorrows.
We’ll share our friends & relatives, ,
& you are part of that special crew.

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Forrest Gump is a fun movie. My wife and I were in Savannah, Georgia two summers ago and had our picture taken at the spot where Forrest Gump sat on the bench talking to the lady waiting for the bus. The bench itself had been moved.(Actually a number of well known movies have been shot in Savannah or nearby. There is a special tour of locations where movie scenes were shot that we took and this is how we found the bench spot).

The movie Forrest Gump, directed by Robert Zemeckis came out in 1994. Tom Hanks who played the role of Gump won his second best actor Academy Award.It is one of those movies that you can watch over and over and it’s a little hard to explain why. Yes, it is fanciful and some would consider ridiculous at points. Some reviews would point out flaws in the story line or the how convincing certain story plots are. But I think that misses the point of this movie.

To me there is a message. A fun movie with a message. The message is about what is most important in life. At one point in the movie Forrest says to the love of his life, Jenny, I’m not a smart man, but I do know what love is.Gump wasn’t a smart a man by the world’s standards. He had an IQ of 75. Some would call him stupid and his famous retort was “Stupid is as stupid does.” While the world might call the Gump character stupid, he did know what love was.

He endangered his own life by saving Lieutenant Dan. When he learned that his mother lay on her death bed, he ran home. Literally, he ran home to be by her side. And he always loves Jenny no matter what and in the end finds a life with her.Despite all his great achievements as the world defines them…becoming a football star, a war hero, a ping pong champ, a wealthy entrepreneur, and meeting John F. Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson, & Richard Nixon – in the end all that really mattered were his friends and loved ones.

I believe that is what has made this movie something of a classic that people will enjoy watching for a long time to come. It isn’t what Forrest Gump accomplished; it’s not the funny things that happen in the movie. It is that it reminds of what is most important in life – people.