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Five Different Types of SMS

Friday, July 23rd, 2010

SMS or argument messaging is one of the a lot of accepted means of advice amidst anybody about the globe. It has anchored itself into our lives in such a way that we can not brainstorm our activity after it. It is the best way to breach in blow with our friends, ancestors and all abreast and baby ones. It has become an basic and assured allotment of our lives.

We use SMS to barter advice with our co-workers. We use them to forward jokes to our friends. Lovers Use them to accurate their animosity of Adulation appear ceremony other. We use them if we ambition to breach up with our love. We use them to ambition our abreast and baby ones on occasions like birthday, alliance or anniversary. Businesses use this technology for business purposes. On the whole, this technology has fabricated advice abundant simpler again anytime before.

Like I said in aloft paragraph, Altered humans use argument messaging for altered purpose. Accordingly, there are altered categories or types of Argument Messages. Ceremony class is abnormally created to forward altered types of letters to your all abreast and baby ones.

1 – Adulation SMS – As the name suggests, this is a class which is abnormally created for all Lovers about the world. It contains all Romantic, Lovely, Sweet, Cute, Poetic, affable argument letters which can be acclimated by Lovers to advance their relationship. It is not alone for Lovers but aswell can be acclimated by parents, children, brothers and sisters to accurate their animosity of Adulation and affliction to ceremony other.

2 – SMS Jokes – If you ambition to accompany smile on everyone’s face, again this architecture is for you. Sending them to your accompany and ancestors will absolutely accomplish them Laugh Out Loud and amuse their funny cartilage as it contains actual funny, amusing and amusing jokes.

3 – Altogether SMS -This class is a accumulating of altogether wishes, greetings and messages. It is abounding with chat of wisdom. It aswell contains Funny altogether letters which are abiding to beatitude altogether person. Sending them is acceptable and simple way to appearance your wishes, affliction and amore to altogether person.

4 – Dirty Argument Letters – This class consists some actual Dirty Argument Letters which can be acclimated to about-face your adulation on. Need not to acknowledgment abundant added about this category.

5 – Hindi SMS- There are abounding humans in the apple who accept not got absolute ability over English language. So this architecture is abnormally created for humans with poor English accent skills. It is one of the a lot of accepted formats amidst Indians. It contains argument letters in Hindi Language. Sending them is a abundant way to brainwash fun and amusement into life.

Husband Wife Jokes

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Woh kaun thi
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
Hello Kiya,
Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi


wife hit her husband with frying pan

Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Message of the year

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life…!!
Why? Very simple.
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi
Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kya hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana:

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee.

Man:Kya karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How women call their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O jee.
Yr 3. Sunte ho?
Yr 4. O bunty k pappa
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon?

Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere aage
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki


Beautiful Country Names

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

H O L L A N D

Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.


I T A L Y

I Trust And Love You.


L I B Y A

Love Is Beautiful; You Also.


F R A N C E

Friendships Remain And Never Can End.


C H I N A

Come Here …I Need Affection.


B U R M A

Between Us, Remember Me Always.


N E P A L

Never Ever Part As Lovers.


I N D I A

I Nearly Died In Adoration.


K E N Y A

Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.


C A N A D A

Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction


K O R E A

Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.


E G Y P T

Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing


M A N I L A

May All Nights Inspire Love Always.


P E R U

Phorget (Forget) Everyone… Remember Us.


T H A I L A N D

Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.H O L L A N D

Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.


I T A L Y

I Trust And Love You.


L I B Y A

Love Is Beautiful; You Also.


F R A N C E

Friendships Remain And Never Can End.


C H I N A

Come Here …I Need Affection.


B U R M A

Between Us, Remember Me Always.


N E P A L

Never Ever Part As Lovers.


I N D I A

I Nearly Died In Adoration.


K E N Y A

Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.


C A N A D A

Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction


K O R E A

Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.


E G Y P T

Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing


M A N I L A

May All Nights Inspire Love Always.


P E R U

Phorget (Forget) Everyone… Remember Us.


T H A I L A N D

Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

Rock Pop Music

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

The pop music of rock is a model of the popular music with an exceptional vocal melody accompanied by the guitar, drums, and the low one. Many forms of music rock’n'roll also use instruments of keyboard such as the body, the piano, the mellotron, and the synthetizers. Other instruments sometimes used in the rock include the harmonica, the violin, the groove, the banjo, the melodica, and the timpani. Moreover, of the rare instruments tied up such as the mandoline and the sitar are used. The pop music of rock has a beat normally postpones extremely, and often turns around the guitar, electric full, or acoustic electric and hollow.

The pop music of rock has its origin in the Forties and the rock’n'roll of the Fifties and rockabilly, which developed from the blue ones, country music and another influence. The whole the guide of music thinks that the rock’n'roll in its purer form has three cords, a beat postpones extremely and insistent, and an involving melody. At the beginning, the rock and the bread took of a series of sources, mainly blue, R&B, and country, but also Gospel, traditional noise, jazz, and people. All the latter carries out combined in a structure of song which was not only fast and involving but in also a tapping simple and blue-based foot.