Woh kaun thi
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
Hello Kiya,
Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi

wife hit her husband with frying pan

Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

Message of the year

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life…!!
Why? Very simple.
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi
Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kya hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana:

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kya karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

How women call their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O jee.
Yr 3. Sunte ho?
Yr 4. O bunty k pappa
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon?

Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere aage
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

H O L L A N D

Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.


I T A L Y

I Trust And Love You.


L I B Y A

Love Is Beautiful; You Also.


F R A N C E

Friendships Remain And Never Can End.


C H I N A

Come Here …I Need Affection.


B U R M A

Between Us, Remember Me Always.


N E P A L

Never Ever Part As Lovers.


I N D I A

I Nearly Died In Adoration.


K E N Y A

Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.


C A N A D A

Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction


K O R E A

Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.


E G Y P T

Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing


M A N I L A

May All Nights Inspire Love Always.


P E R U

Phorget (Forget) Everyone… Remember Us.


T H A I L A N D

Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.H O L L A N D

Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.


I T A L Y

I Trust And Love You.


L I B Y A

Love Is Beautiful; You Also.


F R A N C E

Friendships Remain And Never Can End.


C H I N A

Come Here …I Need Affection.


B U R M A

Between Us, Remember Me Always.


N E P A L

Never Ever Part As Lovers.


I N D I A

I Nearly Died In Adoration.


K E N Y A

Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.


C A N A D A

Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction


K O R E A

Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.


E G Y P T

Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing


M A N I L A

May All Nights Inspire Love Always.


P E R U

Phorget (Forget) Everyone… Remember Us.


T H A I L A N D

Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

The pop music of rock is a model of the popular music with an exceptional vocal melody accompanied by the guitar, drums, and the low one. Many forms of music rock’n'roll also use instruments of keyboard such as the body, the piano, the mellotron, and the synthetizers. Other instruments sometimes used in the rock include the harmonica, the violin, the groove, the banjo, the melodica, and the timpani. Moreover, of the rare instruments tied up such as the mandoline and the sitar are used. The pop music of rock has a beat normally postpones extremely, and often turns around the guitar, electric full, or acoustic electric and hollow.

The pop music of rock has its origin in the Forties and the rock’n'roll of the Fifties and rockabilly, which developed from the blue ones, country music and another influence. The whole the guide of music thinks that the rock’n'roll in its purer form has three cords, a beat postpones extremely and insistent, and an involving melody. At the beginning, the rock and the bread took of a series of sources, mainly blue, R&B, and country, but also Gospel, traditional noise, jazz, and people. All the latter carries out combined in a structure of song which was not only fast and involving but in also a tapping simple and blue-based foot.

The incident happened on Monday evening when the stars were shooting a chase sequence. “An elaborate set was created at Madh Island and it was a chase sequence where Ranbir and Katrina were supposed to be running away from some goons.

All was fine till the point where Ranbir needed to suddenly turn around. He did that but in the bargain hit Katrina’s nose with his hand and the delicate actress went tumbling to the ground. She was in great pain but realised that it was unintentional, so she didn’t complain,” says a member of the crew.

The director had to cancel the shooting as they had to seek medical attention for injured Kat. The next day, too, Santoshi did not shoot the film but used the free time to do some decoration on the sets.

Well, Ranbir must be hoping that Salman doesn’t take this episode to the heart!