##पति जलता-भुनता आया और पत्नी से बोला- ‘हमें यह फ्लैट बदलना पडे़गा। क्योंकि चौक में खड़ा मकान मालिक का लड़का, जोर-जोर से कह रहा है कि एक को छोड़कर इमारत की हर औरत के साथ वह जन्नत की सैर कर चुका है।’ पत्नी ने कुछ सोचकर कहा- ‘वह जरूर एक सौ पाँच नंबर के फ्लैट वाली निगोड़ी मंजू होगी।

##प्रेमिका को निराश देखकर एक दिन प्रेमी ने अपनी सारी हिम्मत जुटाकर प्रेमिका से कहा, प्रिये, कल रात मैंने एक सपना देखा। मैंने देखा कि मैं तुम्हारे सामने शादी का प्रस्ताव रख रहा हूँ। क्या तुम इस सपने का अर्थ समझीं? प्रेमिका ने कहा- ‘जरूर! इसका अर्थ यह है कि तुम जागते रहने के बजाय सोए रहने में ज्यादा समझदारी का काम करते हो।’

##एक आदमी- डॉक्टर साहब! मेरे बच्चे ने पिछले सप्ताह एक चाबी निगल ली थी। प्लीज उसे बाहर निकाल दीजिए। डॉक्टर- तुम अपने बच्चे को एक सप्ताह पहले क्यों नहीं लाए? आदमी- उस समय हमारे पास उस ताले की डुप्लीकेट चाबी थी। इसने आज वह भी खा ली है।

A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.

Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.

And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong
In a special world, where we belong.

As water is to a flower,
And honey is to a bee,
You are always there,
You are a part of me.
As the wind blows,

Through the distant land,
My love for you grows,
Never wanting to end.
As the stars are to the night,
And the grass is to the ground,

You must definitely know,
My love is all around.
And when there is no wind,
No land, night or sun,

I’ll love you forever and always,
Even when my life here is done.
And when my days are over,

My life here on earth is through,
I hope you’ll forever know,
I’ll still be in love with you.

Love your job but don”t love your Company because you may
not know  when your company stops loving you.
Dr. ABDUL KALAM

What is the Secret of SUCCESS… ?
“RIGHT DECISIONS”
How do you make Right Decisions…?
“EXPERIENCE”
How do you get Experience… ?
“WRONG DECISIONS”
Dr. ABDUL KALAM

Without your involvement you can”t succeed.
With your involvement you can”t fail.
Dr. ABDUL KALAM

You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.
STANLEY FERRARD

A man is lucky if he is the first love of a Woman.
A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.
CHARLES DICKENS

Write your Sad times in Sand,
Write your Good times in Stone.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
Behind every successful man,
There is an untold pain in his heart.
BILL JACOBS

It”s better to lose your Ego to the one you Love,
Than to lose the one you LOVE because of EGO.
JOHN KEATS

Don”t make promise when you are in JOY .
Don”t reply when you are SAD.
Don”t take decisions when you are ANGRY.
Think twice, Act wise.