Cool n Naughty Jokes
1) Ladki ek aisi Paheli hai, Kabhi teri to kabhi meri Saheli hai, kharcha karo to bole: “Darling I Love You, na karo to bole: “Brother who r u’
2) A man who surrenders when he’s WRONG,is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he’s NOT SURE,is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he’s RIGHT,is a HUSBAND.
3) SMS ek bimari hai jo waqt ko barbad kar rahi hai,Aao mil k kasam khaye k is bimari ko khatam kar denge,Ek call roz aap karo baki Misscall hum karenge
4) Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha “TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT NAI,452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,TIJORI KHUL JAYGI” Jaise hi
button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jate waqt chor seth se bola”AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA “!
5)Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”
Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!
6)Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!
7)Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein
Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?
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