Dinner Conversation Went Wrong
Wife: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
Husband: “Definitely not!”
Wife: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
Husband: “Of course I do.”
Wife: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
Husband: “okay, … I’d get married again.”
Wife: “You would???” (with a hurtful look on her face)
Husband: (makes an audible groan)
Wife: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
Husband: “Where else would we sleep?”
Wife: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
Husband: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
Wife: “Would she use my golf clubs?”
Husband: “No, …she’s left-handed.”
Wife: (silence)
Husband: “Oh…Shit.”
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