Funny SMS Jokes For Everyone
what is the extreme limit of stupidity?
Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw….,
and….,
fighting for a corner seat.
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Power house company mein ek job hai,
Salary RS. 20000.
Karni hai to reply karo%u2026.
Zyada mehnat ka kaam nahin hai,
Bas bijli k taaron par gila kapda marna hai.
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Ek chhota Baccha apni pregnant mummy se poochta hai
Baccha: Isme kya hai mummy
MUMMY: Isme Pyara Baby Hai
Baccha: BABY itna Pyara thaa to khaa kyon gayin
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Child: Mom is baar hum saare patake is shop se lenge,
Mom; likin beta yeh to girls hostel he,
Child; papa to kehte he ki saari kamal ki phuljadiya aur patakha yahi rehti hai
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Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain.
Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.
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Mom: beti badi hokar kya banogi?
Beti: kuch nahin, Maa banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi.. Aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo magar zara serial order mein karna.
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1980 Girls: maa main jeans pehanungi
Maa : nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2009 Girls: maa main mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
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Elephant falls in Love with cheeti
cheeti parents are against there marry,
They gave a solid reason.
u know wat.
LADKE KE DAANT BAHAR HE.
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