7 sadhus 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.

ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse buzurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hain…?

Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu…??

Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain… aur kehtaa hain

” chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta. … ”

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Fortune And Wealth
Wife : Do you love me because my dad left me a fortune?

Husband : Who says? I will love you no matter who left you the fortune.

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Thunder And Lightning

Marriages are made in heaven.
But, then again, so are thunder and lightning.

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BEAUTIFUL

A FOOLISH man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

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REDUCE Alcohol

One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD.
After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY.

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Girl Friends

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

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CONGRATULATE

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

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