New Jokes Collection
Quest:- SHIV ji aur PARVATI ji ,
Kabhi computer kyun nahi sikh paye?
Tell ..Tell…
ok main hi bole deti hun
Kyun ki GANESH ji mouse lekar bhag jate the.
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Boyfriend-Sorry mein tumse shadi nahi kar sakta, gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend-Ghar me kaun kaun hai?
Boyfriend-1 biwi aur 3 bachhe!
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Santa: Truck ka horn sunkar tum kaapne kyu lagte ho?
Titu: Ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagaa le gaya tha, lagta hai jaise usko vapas laya ho.
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Boy- Tute huye Dil se pyar karogi,
ya Dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl- Tuti hui chapal se mar khavoge,
ya chapal tutne tak mar khavoge.
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Pati computer me apna kam me busy …
patni – jara munna ko dekhte rahi ye main abhi aati hun
pati – thik hai javo
kuch der baad wapas aati hai aur..
patni-munna kahan hai ji
pati- yehin to tha dekho thik se
patni – nahi hai ji
pati- theharo Google main search marta hun.
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Maalik: tum sharaab peetey ho?
Nauker: Ji nahi.
Maalik: tum bidi peetey ho?
Nauker: nahi huzoor.
Maalik: Jua satta, aisa kuch ?
Nauker: Kabhi bhi nahi.
Maalik: Aur Koi kharaab aadat ?
Nauker: wasiey to kuch serious nahi, bus haan jooth bolne ki aadat hai.
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PAHLA SARDAR: jub hum chota tha tub hum char minar se gir gaya tha.
DOSRA SARDAR: tum mar gaya tha ya bach gaya tha.
PAHLA SARDAR: hum ko yad nai hum chota tha.