New Jokes n SMS
Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!
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Sardar proposed a Girl
Girl said ‘I’m 1 year elder to you’
Sardar said ‘Oye No Problem Soniye, I’ll marry you NEXT YEAR.
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PREMIKA PREMI SE : MAIN MAA BANANE WALI HOON.
PREMI : KYA BAAT KAR RAHI HO TUM HOSH MEIN TO HO.
PREMIKA : HAAN MAIN TUMHARE DADDY SE SHAADI
KARAKE TUMHARI MAA BANANE WALI HOON.
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What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says “YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
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An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl-
apne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha-
girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.
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Wife:”Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?”
Husband:”Shahjahan Jitna.”
Wife:”Mere Marne Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banaoge?”
Husband:”Main Ne To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!”
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