Bandar ki Beti Apne Bap se Boli Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai.

Beta thoda intazar karo kyonki.

Dulha Abhi msg Read Kar Raha hai..
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Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
Dasva ane wala he..
Ye andar ki baat hai
Isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..
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Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far. 
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart

And I got a heart attack straight away   
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When your life is in darkness, pray to God
ask him to free you from darkness
and if after you pray,
you’re still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs ,marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyonho?
Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha

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Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

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