1. Patient:-doctor mujhe beemari hae khana na khau to bhuk lag jaati hae,jyada kaam karta hu to thakan lag jaati hae,der tak utha rahu to need aa jaati hae.Kya karu?

Doctor:-Raat bhar dhoop mae bhete raho sahi ho jaoge.

1. Ques – Santa ne aag mein jalte hue makaan se 7 logo ko baahar nikla lakin ab wo jail me hai kyun ?

Ans – Kunki sabi 7 log FIREMEN they.

1. Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.

Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Film Director: Don’t worry, pool me paani nahi hai.

1. Santa- Agar nariyal k ped pe chhad jaun to Engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jaayengi??

Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh

jaayengi..

1. GADHE ke samne 1 PAANI ki & 1 DARU ki balti rakhi’

GADHA Paani pi gaya.

Police ne sharabi se pucha- Tune is se kya sikha???

Sharabi- Jo DAARU nahi pita vo GADHA hai…

1. 1 ladka apne gf k liye chudiya lekar jata he!

GF- khud hi pehnado
Boy- mujhe kya pta tha itna acha response milega varna me kapde lekar ata

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