Blonde jokes based on the assumption that people (especially women) and blond hair are naive, gullible, and … Well, just plain stupid. One might think that this is a simple starting point would be the old – but here is who makes the best blonde jokes are alive and well 21 century! For some reason, as the need to attract to the cashier of a supermarket tabloid, I just can not get enough of them, so I present to you the best blonde jokes I know – and I hope that will make you crack a smile and a laugh a day Final!

Blonde Joke # 1: “Blonde on the lookout”

A redhead was well above the speed limit when she asked his passenger blonde See all policemen behind us? ” The blonde turned around after a long look. “Hey, yes I do.” “Damn!” said the redhead. “Is it lights on?” The blonde replies, “Yes, nope. Yep, nope. Yep, nope. ”

Blonde Joke # 2: “Las Vegas first class”

The blonde flac first class despite his bus ticket. The hostess informed her “Miss, you have to move your seat.” But the blonde just smiled smugly. “Honey, you do not understand. I’m pretty, I’m blonde, and when I come to Las Vegas, I’m rich “Even the head stewardess could not make it happen. “I’m pretty, I’m blonde, and when I come to Las Vegas, I must be rich.” Finally, the captain was summoned. He whispered to the blonde, she gave him a surprised look, rose and moved quietly to the coach. The air hostesses were impressed. “What did you make him leave?” “Oh, I just told her” First Class does not stop in Las Vegas! ”

Blonde Joke # 3: “Diagnosis Blonde”

“Doc, you gotta help,” said a young redhead. “It hurts everyone.” “What do you mean?” The doctor asked. She touched her right knee with your finger. “Oh, that is evil.” She touched her left cheek. “Oh, that hurts!” Then he touched her shoulder. “Ay! Although it hurts!” The doctor became suspicious. “Are you a natural blonde,” he asked. “Why, yes,” he said. “How do you know?” “Oh, lucky,” said the doctor. “You have a sprained finger.”

Forrest Gump is a fun movie. My wife and I were in Savannah, Georgia two summers ago and had our picture taken at the spot where Forrest Gump sat on the bench talking to the lady waiting for the bus. The bench itself had been moved.(Actually a number of well known movies have been shot in Savannah or nearby. There is a special tour of locations where movie scenes were shot that we took and this is how we found the bench spot).

The movie Forrest Gump, directed by Robert Zemeckis came out in 1994. Tom Hanks who played the role of Gump won his second best actor Academy Award.It is one of those movies that you can watch over and over and it’s a little hard to explain why. Yes, it is fanciful and some would consider ridiculous at points. Some reviews would point out flaws in the story line or the how convincing certain story plots are. But I think that misses the point of this movie.

To me there is a message. A fun movie with a message. The message is about what is most important in life. At one point in the movie Forrest says to the love of his life, Jenny, I’m not a smart man, but I do know what love is.Gump wasn’t a smart a man by the world’s standards. He had an IQ of 75. Some would call him stupid and his famous retort was “Stupid is as stupid does.” While the world might call the Gump character stupid, he did know what love was.

He endangered his own life by saving Lieutenant Dan. When he learned that his mother lay on her death bed, he ran home. Literally, he ran home to be by her side. And he always loves Jenny no matter what and in the end finds a life with her.Despite all his great achievements as the world defines them…becoming a football star, a war hero, a ping pong champ, a wealthy entrepreneur, and meeting John F. Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson, & Richard Nixon – in the end all that really mattered were his friends and loved ones.

I believe that is what has made this movie something of a classic that people will enjoy watching for a long time to come. It isn’t what Forrest Gump accomplished; it’s not the funny things that happen in the movie. It is that it reminds of what is most important in life – people.